And the wackiest session of Cannes goes to... Yoko Ono
Wow... it was full on and I have little to say except:
1. She's been through a lot and has a few tales to tell. Not that we could comprehend her ramblings.
2. She has a unique and weird perspective on everything. ie. you ask 'what colour is the sky' and she'll reply with either 'brick', 'air' or perhaps 'anxiety'. Lesson: Don't ask real questions nor expect real answers.
3. She likes props - she made the host (head Music creative guy for Grey Worldwide) get in a sack, take most of his clothes off, then get the audience to use torches, then dance and whatever else.
4. Drugs are bad - steer clear. After 50 or so years of use, you lose one or twenty marbles.
5. Even if you don't think you need signing and writing lessons, you still might. Perhaps ask somebody for their honest opinion.